Unless you have been living under a rock, you know that the above image is Robert Pattinson from Twillight. Every where I turn since the build up to New Moon, I’ve seen images of him. He is always referred to as a hottie or a hunk. Normally, when men are given this label it usually comes along with a gratuitous ass shot. North Americans censors shy away from male frontal nudity and so we never really get to see the goodies. At any rate, I was starting to wonder why Pattinson did not have a gratuitous ass shot that goes along with his teenage fandom.
Then I saw this picture and now I understand why. The great teen heart throb is ass challenged. Now, you can roll your eyes and tell me I’m wrong for pointing it out but I must admit it made me laugh like a school girl. Even if I could get past the larger than life hair (ya know Don King is jealous), I would still need a little booty.