I went into this movie not expecting anything positive, and I must say that it completely lived up to my low expectations. With the exception of a few action scenes, Snow White and the Huntsman essentially remained true to the fairytale which we are all familiar with. There was some money spent on a few pretty good special effects, particularly the troll and the time they spent in the fairyworld and it helped to distract from the piss poor acting on the part of both Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron. Having watched all of the Twilight movies to date, I didn’t expect Stewart to do a great job, but I was disappointed in Theron, who won an Oscar for her role in Monster. For her part, Stewart spent the majority of the film with her lip trembling – a slight twist on her customary lip biting, while staring all big and doe eyed into a camera. A concussed penguin would have had more personality than Stewart on film. Much of the time that Theron spent on screen she was screaming which gave her a character a single angry note.
Snow White’s mother wished for a daughter whose skin was as white as snow, lips as red as blood, hair as black as a ravens wings, with the strength of the rose that she pricked her finger on. Shortly thereafter Snow White was born. All was well and good until the queen died during a harsh winter. The king mourned his wife, until one day he was drawn out to war. The forces of the opposition were magical and they were quickly defeated by the kings forces. The king discovered Ravenna chained in a carriage, and was so overcome with her beauty that he married her the next day. As they lay in bed, she told him about how men use women and suck the life out of them, just before she thrust a dagger into his heart. With the king dead, it was easy to overrun the castle and imprison Snow White. In the years that followed, Ravenna consumed the youth of the villagers to maintain her strength — until one day — the mirror told her that now that Snow White had reached adult hood that she was more fair than her. Thus began Ravenna’s mission to kill Snow White.
In order to add a twist to the story, Snow White’s escape was wrapped around the idea of the people rebelling under Ravenna’s oppression. Essentially, Snow White became the chosen one that everyone adored virtually on sight, to the point of pledging their lives to her service. Even the vicious troll did not have it in his heart to kill or otherwise maim Snow White, so enthralled was he with her heart and her beauty. Snow White didn’t have to do a damn thing to earn their loyalty, but be born a special snowflake. This is hardly a positive re-envisioning of the classic tale. Her only personality trait throughout the movie was the pureness of her heart. Do we really need another movie promoting the pureness and beauty of White womanhood?